OH MY GOD! I FEEL SMARTER!

It's BLUE TAPE!! MY LEARNING CAPABILITY HAS SIGNIFICANTLY INCREASED!

Okay, so let me fill you in if you haven't already heard. Apparently, teachers in Fort Lauderdale High School are forced to put blue tape on their white boards in their classrooms due to the fact that it increases the learning capability of students. 

^^^ Now it would look something like that.

Personally, I find this whole thing ridiculous. So I choose to mock it.

I love how some students even buy into the whole thing about making them supposedly smarter since it makes them focus on the lesson better. I mean think about if it wasn't even BLUE tape. OH GOD, WHAT IF IT WAS RED..? OR WORSE. ORANGE?! .... *SHUDDERS*

So most teachers have this magical thing on their boards now, and trust me, I still do the same things I did before. I still stare off into space. I still think of other things while the teacher is giving directions to an assignment and I still have to ask a couple of people to repeat what the teacher said because the first one wasn't listening either. I still have the same working dynamic in my classes and I still have the same learning and listening capability.

But hey, what do I know, right? Why would anyone want to listen to the opinions of the students?

So! To review:

Good.

Bad.

Thank you. Class dismissed.